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Joke of the Day
"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""
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"do bird watchers not know about tv"
"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"
"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."
"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."
"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
"Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)"
"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"