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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"

"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."

"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."

"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"

"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"I call my car the ""pussy wagon"" because that's where I go to cry."

"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."