123506
Joke of the Day
"My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand."
Next Joke
"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"
"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"
"How many states of matter are there? 5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives"
"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."
"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."
"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
"I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie."
"Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like"