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Joke of the Day
"At what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tenish."
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"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."
"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"
"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"
"[NSFW] I always create female characters in third person shooter games Because if I am spending hours looking at someone else's back that should be a female."
"My French buddy keeps trying to get me to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure"
"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"
"[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water."
"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"
"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"