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Joke of the Day
"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."
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"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"
"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
"Cock... is a fowl word."
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Made by my mother."