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"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"
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"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"
"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."
"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"
"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."
"If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off."
"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."
"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."
"Three men walk into a bar... One said ouch."
"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."