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Joke of the Day
"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."
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"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""
"What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter? Cottontales"
"What do you call painful constipation? Excretiating pain"
"What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's? Shakespeare (say it out loud)"
"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."
"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"
"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."