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Joke of the Day
"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."
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"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"
"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."
"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"
"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
"If every day is a gift, I'd have to say today was a Fruitcake from Last Year Day. Recycled, disappointing and held together by booze."
"Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar."