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Joke of the Day
"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."
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"If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else."
"how to see if theres a american on this post bill nye the science guy"
"Cause of Death: Dropped full can of soda on baby toe."
"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."
"*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe! [later] Where's my credit card? Son of a.."
"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."
"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."