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Joke of the Day
"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."
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"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."
"I tired to kill myself today... But, it was all in vein."
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
"There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris."
"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."
"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."
"I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, ""no... regular people do it all the time!"""