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Joke of the Day

"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP."

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."

"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."

"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."