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Joke of the Day
"How many square feet of pizza can you eat? Trick question. Pizzas are round."
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"Mitt Romney: ""I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."""
"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
"I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months... I didn't want to interrupt"
"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"
"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"