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Joke of the Day
"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."
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"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."
"How do inmates pay for things in prison? With ConCurrency, of course."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."
"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"
"A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity."
"I don't know what to think of mountain-climbing. It has it's ups and downs."
"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"Bloom should not have punched Beiber ... After all, you punch a man, you slap a bitch."