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Joke of the Day

"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""

"What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?"

"I wish black people took jokes... ...as well as they took bullets."

"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."

"If your drug dealer doesn't give you any change, he's probably not going to give you a receipt either."

"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."