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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."
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"Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans."
"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."
"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."
"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"