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Joke of the Day

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours"

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"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"
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"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."
"I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out."
"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"