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Joke of the Day
"Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!"
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"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"
"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"
"I only drink Smart Water now. I think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie."
"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"
"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."
"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."