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Joke of the Day
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
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"Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time."
"What's your favorite color?"
"Can I take your order? Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. Sir, this is Wallgreens OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles"
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
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