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Joke of the Day
"I feel like I just won the lotto! Because I just paid the IRS a shit ton of tax."
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"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."
"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"
"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""
"Why are all liquor stores haunted? Because they're full of spirits."
"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."
"Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around."
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."