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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite color?"
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"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."
"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."
"I was going to write a gay joke.. ..butt fuck it."
"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""
"What the best way to cut down a tree? A Suhhh Dude"
"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."
"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."