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"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"God I'm glad chicken breasts don't have nipples."
"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months."
"Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like ""Yeah, you haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."""
"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."
"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."
"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"
"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."