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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"
Next Joke
"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""
"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block."
"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."
"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"