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Joke of the Day
"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."
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"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"
"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."
"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."
"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."
"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."
"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"Wife: I told you to baby proof the house! Me: I did. That baby has no chance if it comes in here. The bear traps will make sure of that."