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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."

"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."

"What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France? French Toast."

"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."

"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"

"What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats? kicked out of the petting zoo..."