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Joke of the Day

"Usually when I try to be slick and say ""keep the change,"" the money I've handed over doesn't cover what I'm trying to purchase"

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"DATE: *gets in car* ME: hi *starts driving* DATE: how's it going? ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons"

"If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear. It is holey."

"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."

"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."

"I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner."

"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"

"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""