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Joke of the Day
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"
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"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 35 pounds"
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"
"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"
"My answering machine message: ""I have caller ID, please don't leave a message, I will not be returning your call."" No beep, just a foghorn."
"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"
"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."
"At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for"""
"Ex (trying to make me jealous): I'm going to a party, everyone's drinking, laughing, and having fun! Me: that'll all stop once you show up"