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Joke of the Day
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"
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"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."
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"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"Just because I can't spell Armygeddan..... Doesn't mean its the end of the world...."
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