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Joke of the Day

"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("

"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"

"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"

"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"

"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."

"What do you call a prositute on her period? Unemployed."

"So my dentist says to me... So my dentist says to me, ""you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"" Then I respond, ""Wow I deserve a plaque!"" This literally just happened. She lost it."

"If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger"

"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."

"Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning? Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese?"