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Joke of the Day
"I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it."
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"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."
"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"
"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."
"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."
"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."
"Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books."
"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental."
"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."