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Joke of the Day
"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."
Next Joke
"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."
"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."
"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."
"Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? The dog had skid marks in front of it."
"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"
"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"
"I'm starting a mirror cleaning business. Its a job I can really see myself doing!!"
"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."