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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
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"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."
"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"
"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."
"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."
"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."
"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."
"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."
"""Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey"" - Birds"