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Joke of the Day
"What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback."
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"All the problems fade before a hangover"
"How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"I'm still learning my pronouns... But that is neither here nor there."
"[Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How'd you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah."
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"