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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."

"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."

"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"

"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*"

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"I think my neighbour's been stalking me, she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night"