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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"
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"I only wash my hands when other dudes are in the bathroom."
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"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
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"(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ? Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""