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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ? Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up."

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."

"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"

"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."

"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"

"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"