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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
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"Stop being racist to kettles."
"I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math"
"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."
"My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth."
"Sausages... They're the wurst."
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"