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Joke of the Day

"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."

"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them"

"I'm jobless. I'm making a career out of it."

"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"

"What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."