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Joke of the Day
"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."
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"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"
"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
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"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."
"My dad's take on 35 years of marriage. Me: ""Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"" Dad: ""Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."" Mom: ""Awww!"" Dad: ""...Underwater."""
"Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher."
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"Pickling cucumbers isn't easy. I hear its cumbersome."