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Joke of the Day
"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."
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"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"
"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."
"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."
"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone"
"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"
"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"
"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."