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Joke of the Day

"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."

"Call me a stun gun Because I'm going to shock you with a bad joke."

"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."

"guess what? chicken but. lol"

"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"

"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"