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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger."
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"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
"I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell."
"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."
"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."
"Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer? ""Orff Orff Orff Orff!"""
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."
"Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights."