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Joke of the Day
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
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"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."
"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."
"We don't have a chimney but I've assured my children that Santa and anyone else could easily sneak into our home at night."
"My coworkers think I'm always busy but I'm really just trying to remember my password."
"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"