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Joke of the Day
"Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents."
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"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ""You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"""
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
"Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects."
"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."
"What do you need to split a photon? A lightsabre"
"I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample... So I handed him my underwear."
"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"