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Joke of the Day

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."

"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."

"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."

"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."

"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"