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"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"
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"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""
"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."
"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"
"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"
"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination? HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE"
"""Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?"" - People"
"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"