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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."

"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"

"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"

"I tried to walk into Target... But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg RIP."

"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""

"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."

"TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*"

"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"