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Joke of the Day
"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"
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"Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs."
"what's a political campaign we can all get behind? gay rights"
"Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!"
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"
"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident."
"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""