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Joke of the Day

"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."

"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."

"I lose a lot of arguments just so I can go back to my nap."

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"Cute valentine joke - What's the difference between woman's face and ass? - None. You can fuck both."

"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."

"My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god..."

"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""

"Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver."