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Joke of the Day
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"
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"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"heres a bad joke your life"
"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""
"WTF is a cup of raw asparagus? Next this fucking diet will tell me to eat 4 stalks of powered sugar. A bale of jello. 32 inches of chicken."
"A young pirate asks his old sea dog captain... .. why he wears a patch over one eye. The captain replies, ""Yarr, my parrot shat in me eye... And I wasn't used to me hook"""
"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."
"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."