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Joke of the Day

"what's a political campaign we can all get behind? gay rights"

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"

"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."

"Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie."

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."

"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"According to this BMI chart I am too short."

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."