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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"

"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."

"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."

"How do you make a dinosaur? Kick it up the arse"

"I think I need a new butt... because mine is cracked"

"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."

"Apple made a bomb It was called the iED"

"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"

"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."