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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS!"

"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman."

"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"

"Did you hear about the new toilet upstairs? That's some next level shit"