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Joke of the Day
"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
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"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"
"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."
"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."
"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"
"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."
"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"
"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."
"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."