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Joke of the Day
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
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"I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving. Now I don't give two shits."
"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."
"When people go underwater in movies, I sometimes like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo"
"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"
"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"
"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."
"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"