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Joke of the Day
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
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"My fruit business went into liquidation. I now sell smoothies."
"""If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive... ..I would choose alive."" -BJ Novak-"
"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."
"My kid's latest report card looks like someone with a stutter is trying to swear."
"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."
"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."
"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""